Unfortunateity
Sep 22, 06:01 AM
I don’t believe in fate or fortune, predestination, or destiny. I do believe in an omniscient God who knows what I will do, say, think, or feel before I do, say, think, or feel it. I believe that even though God knows all this, He allows our own free will and judgment to let us live our own lives even if that means living it apart from Him.
For the past few weeks, I’ve been experiencing “unfortunate,” physical mishaps. Which I could recount with the introduction of an allergic reaction, a bike accident, head carpet burn, and another allergic reaction. All of these events are marked with band-aids. All of these band-aids were comedic.
In good humor let’s list them out:
- Two large band-aids on the neck on left and right side so I didn’t habitually pick at the rashes.
- A band-aid on the ear because the bicycle accident left me with a minor grazed ear, that I keep picking at… so there’s another band-aid.
- Lastly, the fore-head band-aid… just say no to carpet burn.
Now, it’s the middle of the month, what’s the worse that could happen? Right? I’ve been living both a pretty accident prone and accident free life. I just feel somewhat both normal and abnormal that I’m in this situation. In any case, each one has been a learning experience, and hilarious. (Except the bicycle accident, it’s a bit scary knowing I could have gotten run over.)
So, here’s what I say to “unfortuneity,” you don’t exist. Literally, you do not exist.